Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
(Source: toptumbles, via ataritastic)
Just one of many more to come, I’m sure. (I already have a ton, this one I just found on someone else’s page.)
(Source: marielikestodraw)
I used to know the guy that drew this picture, he went by Aikuchi.
Is it sad that this is all I want in a relationship? Good sex and then someone who will lay there and shut up while I read.
Rev. Otis Moss III, Senior Pastor of Trinity United Church of Christ (via touchoftea)

(via ataritastic)
The institution of marriage is not under attack as a result of the President’s words. Marriage was under attack years ago by men who viewed women as property and children as trophies of sexual prowess. Marriage is under attack by low wages, high incarceration, unfair tax policy, unemployment, and lack of education. Marriage is under attack by clergy who proclaim monogamy yet think nothing of stepping outside the bonds of marriage to have multiple affairs with “preaching groupies.